That Damn Mustard

Whenever I write about my dad, who died almost ten years ago, at 91, I feel happy. He had a big heart and a brilliant wit. Of course, as my sister likes to say, our folks didn’t read all those fancy parenting books, but even writing about hard times, I appreciate finding my father on the page. He always reminds me to take pleasure in words, in food, and in family.

I want to tell you about the mustard. I wandered outside on a break from the book and looked around for a stone to add to the marker where his ashes are.  How my father’s ashes ended up buried here by the Fairplay cabin, and not in Iceland as he had wished, is not the mustard story. Why I place stones when I go see that spot is also a different story. I will, however, tell you this, loosely related to mustard, which was his favorite condiment. My father loved going to church, and this place felt like church to us. Both of us used to cry when we sang hymns, maybe out of relief. (God does love a sinner, I’ve heard, because we tend to be more interesting people.) Dad also loved old drinking songs: “How Dry I Am” and “In Heaven there is No Beer” were two favorites that he might sing to wind up a night at the campfire.

This morning, hunting around for the right stone, I came across a plastic bottle of mustard next to the fire pit. It’s Safeway brand: spicy beer whole grain mustard. Dad loved our neighborhood Safeway, and whenever I go there, I put in the old phone number he gave them twenty years ago so we could get our discount.  It always makes me smile. The Safeway mustard is peppery, like my dad could be. And it’s got lager in it. He preferred Stroh’s, but now and then, he could really enjoy a fancy beer.

Before the cabin got walls and a roof, my parents would visit from Florida and sit outside with my husband and our boys. Dad demonstrated the fine art of making his wife laugh, and soon, my husband took up the habit. This has been one of my dad’s most lasting gifts.

Today I picked up this mustard that one of our sons left out a couple of nights ago. Dad would be glad I didn’t even think of throwing it away. I carried it with me to the little bench by his ashes and his stones and said Hi Dad! Like I always do. And I said I miss you, which I don’t always do.

Then out of nowhere—and I mean nowhere, because I’m grateful for his long life and his peaceful death and wherever he is now; this is a man who drank (almost) all the beer he wanted and danced (almost) all the dances he could. He had a good, good life, and a long one. Still, out of nowhere, I said, I wish you were here, I wish you would come back!  And I burst out crying. I don’t usually cry hard anymore. I really have no reason. This morning, though, when I stood there with that mustard in my hand, I was just a little girl wanting to put her head on her daddy’s shoulder one more time. I sat on the bench for a while, and I’m telling you, the meadow was beautiful like I’ve never seen it, the kind of green in the new aspen leaves and in the sprouts of grass that can only happen after a month of rain.

I know there’s nothing special about my grief, how I walk around in middle age without parents and with four sisters instead of five. I know that when I was in my forties, the friends who scooted ahead of me into the beyond, the counseling clients who tried and tried but just couldn’t make it–I know all those funerals and tears were warmup for the privilege of getting older and missing more people. I know Junes can just be like this. And I’m perfectly all right.